Traditional Good Messages

1. Find release from your cares, have a good time tonight
2. Plan for many pleasures this year
3. The tea leaves have settled in your cup – the path is prosperous
4. Regroup and attack the problem differently
5. Is the decision you have to make in your best interests?
6. Good luck will be yours on Wednesday Lucky nos 23, 11, 6, 12, 30, 4
7. True happiness is within your grasp
8. Riches will come to you in unexpected ways
9. You will lose something of importance this week
10. You have been given many gifts, use your talent wisely today
11. There is only the present moment; do not worry about the past or the future.
12. Stop and think of past lessons before moving forward
13. A firm friendship will prove the foundation on your success in life
14. Indecision will lead to a lost opportunity
15. Today is your lucky day if you remain cheerful and optimistic
16. Friends long absent are coming back soon
17. It’s in your moments of decision that your destiny is shape
18. No man is without enemies. Watch your back
19. Sometime soon a stranger will bring great meaning to your life
20. Take stalled matters into your own hands
21. The best times of your life have not yet been lived
22. You will head to a land of sunshine shortly
23. Remember an old friend is better than two new ones
24. Listen not to the vain words of an empty tongue
25. Become fearless. You have something that others need
26. Put a plan in place to achieve your dream
27. The past doesn’t = your future
28. With the support of family and friends your dream will come true
29. Life is too short to be little – plan BIG
30. Good luck is coming your way 16 22 1 13 27 17

Chinese New Year 2020 Messages

1. 新年快乐 Happy New Year
2. 愿幸福快乐永伴你左右 May joy and happiness be around you today and always
3. 恭喜发财 May you come into a good fortune
4. 衷心祝福来年快乐，幸运    Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year
5. 愿您拥有新年所有美好的祝福   Wish you all the blessings of a beautiful New Year
6. 大吉大利 May you be happy and prosperous
7. 愿您身体健康    Wishing you good health
8. 心想事成   May all your wishes come true
9. 吉星高照 Fortune will smile on you
10. 祝来年好运并取得更好的成就    Good luck and great success in the coming New Year
11. 愿新春美景与欢乐常伴您左右    Best wishes for the holiday and happiness throughout the New Year
12. Xin Nian Hao Happy New Year
13. Good luck for this Rat year
14. 2020 will be a ‘fortune-ate’ year for you
15. 祝贺佳节 With the compliments of the season
16. 新年快乐   Happy New Year
17. 恭喜发财   May you come into a good fortune
18. 金玉满堂 May treasures fill your home
19. The new year holds lots of happiness for you
20. 鹏程万里 May you have a bright future
21. 祝你今后获得更大成就 Wishing you many future successes
22. S财源广进 May a river of gold flow into your pocket.
23. 万事如意   May all go well with you
24. 吉祥如意   Wish you all the best
25. 龙马精神 May you be as energetic as a dragon and a horse.

Life's Inspirational Lessons Messages

1. Listen to the whisper, the butterflies in your belly and the goosebumps on your arms
2. The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you
3. Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly
4. If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it
5. Be brave, be strong, be persevering
6. Believe in yourself and others will too
7. Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying “try again tomorrow”
8. Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams
9. Say No at least once a day. You can’t do everything and you can’t please everyone.
10. T“You’re going to be happy,” said Life. “But, first I’ll make you strong.”
11. Don’t fear! The end of something marks the start of something new
12. Don’t try to impress people by being someone you’re not because in the end, you’ll lose yourself.
13. You cannot climb uphill by thinking downhill thoughts
14. When the world says, “Give up,” Hope whispers, “Try it one more time”
15. If you can do what you love for a living, life will
    be a lot less stressful and a hell of a lot more fun.
16. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live
17. You may not be there yet, but you’re closer than you were yesterday
18. Rule your mind or it will rule you.
    The choice is yours to make every day.
19. If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re right. – Henry Ford
20. Take life one step at a time don’t attempt to solve everything all at once
21. The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune
22. Don’t be discouraged. It’s often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock
23. When something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
24. The people around you are your mirrors.
25. Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe
    in, even if that means standing alone. – Andy Biersack
26. You get in life what you have the courage
    to ask for. – Oprah Winfrey
27. Confucius says … Embrace failure. You must fail in order to succeed
28. Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot
29. Raise the bar higher than you think you can jump
30. Opportunity will find you today, be open to receiving and listening to new ideas

Mis-fortunes Messages

1. Someone will find great prosperity and happiness by stealing your identity
2. Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there
3. May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on FB
4. The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650million yrs despite not having a brain is good news for you
5. This paper is edible. Go on. Try it.
6. They say ignorance is bliss but we find yours rather disturbing
7. Your problem just got bigger. Think what have you done?
8. If you received this fortune cookie at a buffet, remember that the sneeze guard really doesn’t work
9. Plan for the best, prepare for the worst
10. Beware of odours from unfamiliar sources
11. That chicken chop-suey you just ate used to be named Mittens
12. The weight you carry above your belt is murder on your easy chair. Get some exercise.
13. Confucius says …you will live alone and be poorly dressed
14. Your greatest weakness is your stupidity
15. Life will be happy, until the end when you’ll pee yours
16. Nobody cares what you have to say
17. You will have good luck for the rest of your life, as long as you do not break the cookie
18. The food bank, WINZ and a park bench are in your future
19. Do not let your mind wander; it is too small to be outside by itself
20. Your efforts will result in much profit for everyone else
21. Somewhere there is a village missing its idiot
22. You’ll be soon required to handle people so wear rubber gloves
23. You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problem and screw it up even worse
24. You will make a good lawyer very rich
25. Confucius see food poisoning in your future
26. Everyone agrees, your head is too small for your body
27. You will have a visitor soon … lock your door!

Birthday Messages

1. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened
2. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream
3. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body
4. Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional
5. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
6. It’s not about age, it’s about your attitude
7. The best is yet to come
8. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body
9. The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything
10. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
11. A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends
12. Happy Birthday to one sweet and smart cookie!
13. Keep true to the dreams of your youth
14. Your luck will change for the better today
15. Confucius predicts … prosperity and happiness
16. Old enough to know better… young enough to still do it
17. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter
18. A birthday is like a favourite pair of jeans. You’re not getting older – just broken in
19. A birthday is just the first day of another 365 day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip 20. Older … but wiser
20. Aging like a fine wine. Complex and fruity
21. Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. ~ Billie Burke
22. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
23. The best is yet to come
24. The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright
25. Know what’s special about this fortune cookie? The person holding it!
26. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years
27. Anything is life is possible when you do it with a smile…

Children (suitable for under 12yrs) Messages

1. No matter how many friends you have, there is always room for one more
2. Something exciting will happen to you next week
3. You have the attitude of a winner
4. Your courage will guide your future
5. Success is on its way to you
6. Don’t eat me! I luv you
7. This is your day to shine!
8. Follow your dreams. You can be anything you want to be.
9. Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher. – Oprah Winfrey
10. When your Dad is mad and asks you “do I look stupid” Don’t answer him
11. Never be smart to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching
12. The road to riches is paved with homework
13. Don’t be afraid to chase your dreams … you might catch one
14. You will soon pass a big test
15. If you’re going to be thinking anyway, think Big
16. The quieter you become, the more you can hear
17. The truth is the quickest and easiest way out of trouble
18. Follow your dreams – you can be anything you want to be
19. Decide what you want and go for it
20. Someone you least expect will help you
21. Always remember: no one can make you feel bad without your permission
22. It is never wrong to ask a question, it is always wrong to be ignorant
23. The only way to have a friend is to be one
24. You discover treasures where others see nothing unusual
25. Opportunity will soon knock. When it does, answer the door
26. Curiosity kills boredom. Nothing can kill curiosity.
27. Your parents thank their lucky stars for you!
28. Never trust a dog to watch your food
29. Listen to your brain. It has lots of information
30. You collect friends. Keep adding more to your collection
31. Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don’t say it mean
32. When the going gets tough try harder and you will succeed
33. Being a good friend is a 24hr job
34. Know the difference between friends and fans
35. Trust is the most valuable thing you will ever earn
36. Build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung
37. It’s better to say “at least I tried”, then to look back and say “if only”.
38. If you believe in yourself, anything is possible.
39. If you are quiet, you may hear a compliment
40. The more mistakes you make, the smarter you get

Traditional Wedding Messages

1. When you love someone, all of your saved up wishes start coming true
2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person
3. You helped make this day complete – Now please enjoy this little treat
4. You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person you can’t live without
5. The way to love anything is to realise it might be lost
6. In dreams and love there are no impossibilities
7. It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other. – Good Will Hunting
8. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage
9. Couples who love each other, tell each other a thousand things without talking
10. Love is for the lucky and the brave.
11. A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it
12. There are millions of people in this world but in the end it all comes down to one
13. Love grows best in the care of family and friends
14. To have and to hold from this day forward
15. Thank you for celebrating with us and may good fortune bless your life
16. Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy tale
17. Two people…One love…One life
18. Good fortune will come to all those who shared in our special day
19. This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love
20. Love causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
21. Remember that a successful marriage depends on 2 things: finding the right person and being the right person
22. The perfect marriage begins when each partner believes they got better than they deserve
23. Love is like swallowing hot chocolate. Before it has cooled it takes you by surprise but keeps you warm for a long time
24. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
25. Romantic love is a lightning bolt. Married love is an electric current
26. There is nothing half so sweet in life as love’s young dream. – Thomas Moore
27. Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
28. Happily ever after is not a fairy tale. It’s a choice
29. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile
30. The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration and a never-ending portion of love and grace. – Fawn Weaver

Funny Wedding Messages

1. My husband said it was him or the cat … I miss him sometimes
2. Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”. Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffering and Enduring
3. Compromise: An amicable arrangement between husband and wife where they agree to let her have her way
4. Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly what his wife wants
5. Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing
6. When you meet a man who can cook and do housework – don’t hesitate a minute
7. The woman cries before the wedding and the man after
8. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
9. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
10. My wife says “I never listen to her”. At least that’s what I think she said
11. I knew I was marrying Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always
12. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying
13. You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince
14. He early on let her know who was the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, “You’re the boss.”
15. My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it. – Lee Trevino
16. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood
17. Two secrets of a happy marriage: a sense of humour and a short memory
18. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once
19. Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you’d be surprised at how many re-enlist
20. My hubby and I have religious differences. He thinks he’s God, I don’t
21. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight it out
22. My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong”
23. Every mother hopes her daughter will snag a better husband than she did … but she’s certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did
24. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway
25. In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen
26. We’re happily married. We wake up in the middle of the night and laugh at each other.
27. Why does the bride always wear white? Because the dishwasher should match the stove and fridge.
28. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage.
29. All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner



Love & Romance Messages

1. Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile
2. In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities
3. To the world you might be one person, but to one person you are the world
4. Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever
5. Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful. – Daniel Monroe Tuttle
6. Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale
7. Love – causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
8. You know you’re in love when you can’t sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr Seuss
9. There is no limit to love’s forbearance: to its trust, its hope, its power to endure
10. Love is like swallowing hot chocolate. Before it has cooled it takes you by surprise, but keeps you warm for a long time
11. Only love lets us see normal things in an extraordinary way
12. True strength lies in love
13. Better Together
14. Be brave in love and you will be lucky
15. It will be your good fortune to share life’s special moments with the one you love.
16. Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is room at both ends
17. To find true love you must look into people as well as at them
18. Couples who love each other, tell each other a thousand things without talking
19. It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other. – Good Will Hunting
20. Love is not a matter of counting the years, but making the years count. – Michelle St. Amand
21. It is impossible to love and be wise. – Francis Bacon
22. Listen to your heart
23. There are millions of people in this world but in the end it all comes down to one
24. Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own
25. Love is like wildflowers … it is often found in the most unlikely places
26. Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love. – Yiddish proverb
27. Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle
28. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal
29. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart
30. Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end
31. Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard
32. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage

New Baby Messages

1. Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. – Marion C. Garretty
2. The best academy, a mother’s knee. – James Lowell
3. Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses
4. A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be
5. A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house
6. You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet
7. Choosing to become a parent is like choosing to let your heart go walking around outside your body for the rest of your life!
8. You never truly know what love is until the moment you look in your child’s eyes for the first time
9. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. – Winnie the Pooh
10. There is only one beautiful child in the world and every mother has it
11. Babies were invented to help adults grow up
12. It takes a man to be a father, a women to be a mother and a child to make a family
13. The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest
14. Bottles and booties, nappies and pins, this is where the love begins!
15. A baby’s smile melts the heart and calms the soul
16. Love at first sight is seeing your baby … you fall so hard you can never get up again
17. A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities
18. A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
19. If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma.
20. Children reinvent your world for you
21. A baby has a special way of adding joy to every single day
22. Babies are such nice ways to start people. – Don Herrold

Halloween Messages

1. If you hear a morepork hooting, turn your pockets inside out and you will be safe
2. Walk around your house 3 times backwards before sunset to ward off evil spirits
3. Knocking on wood will keep bad luck away
4. Beware of black cats that cross your path tonight
5. If a candle flame suddenly turns blue, there’s a ghost nearby
6. If you hear footsteps behind you on this night, don’t look back it may be the dead following
7. If you see a ghost this night, walk around ti 9 times and it will disappear
8. RUN!!!!!!
9. You will have a spook-tacular night
10. Don’t point at a grave or your finger will rot off
11. If a bat flies into the house it is a sign ghosts are nearby
12. If a black cat meows at your front door – be SCARED!!!
13. Spooky danger is waiting around the next corner
14. Monsters will dance in the park tonight…..
15. Don’t slam doors tonight. You may hurt a ghost who will haunt you for the rest of your life

Cute Valentine's Day Messages

1. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
2. It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me
3. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
4. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
5. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
6. Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
7. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
8. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
9. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
10. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile
11. There isn’t one person in this world that I want more than you.
12. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
13. Someone should call the police, because you’ve stolen my heart!
14. You’re my favourite weakness.

Christmas & New Year’s Messages

1. Celebrate all the successes you’ve had during the last 12 months
2. Enjoy this cookie … if you’ve been naughty this may be all you get this Christmas!
3. What is not started today is never finished tomorrow
4. 2019 will be a ‘fortune-ate’ year for you
5. Keep your dreams alive in 2019
6. When choosing your New Year resolutions, remember all things are possible
7. Confucius predicts …. prosperity and happiness for 2019
8. Dreams are like stars … you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny
9. May the coming year bring you much good fortune!
10. The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams in 2019 is you
11. Good fortune and happiness will come to you in 2019
12. Remember what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for
13. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions
14. Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams in the New Year
15. Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions. What is your dream for 2019?
16. Good fortune is destined to come your way in the coming year. Happy New Year!
17. Dreams are like the paints of a great artist. Your dreams are your paints; the world is your canvas.
18. Be adventurous in the New Year!
19. Cheers to a New Year and another chance for you to get it right
20. Conformity is for others. Dragons go their own way
21. New beginnings and good fortune will come to you
22. Look forward to a year of health and prosperity
23. A smooth long journey! Great expectations
24. Where is life taking you in 2019?
25. Resolutions are set in one day, but accomplished with a hundred tiny steps that happen throughout the year
26. The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. – Michael Altshuler
27. There are signs the universe is about to send money your way. Lucky no’s 5 10 16 4 13 39
28. Confucius says … Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive
29. Listen only to the fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune-tellers
30. Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you through the new year
31. You will be offered the dream of a lifetime in 2019. Say yes
32. You are destined to have lots of adventures in the new year
33. Look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits
34. Confucius predicts …prosperity and happiness for 2019
35. Your journey in the New Year will end with success
36. All the effort you make in the New Year will ultimately pay off
37. A new perspective will come with the New Year